wq12014
Joined: 29 Aug 2011
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Location: England
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 Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:43 pm Post subject: Shocking, connotation of a small joke |
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1, a day and students go out for dinner, when the bill to the attendant to open the joke.
"Oh, today didn't take money out ah."
"You can charge."
"But I also didn't take card out of it."
"That you can brush a bowl!"
2, the salesman, "the woman customer would say what the prices are much lower before, how can I make them say not so?"
Manager: "you pack the shocked appearance, said to them, 'wow! You are so big? That's the price of more than 10 years ago!'"
3, "how do you always to the people of the bow and scrape, like what look like?"
"You want to milk the cow, have to bend down before, you know?"
4, airport check-in counter an hurried to crowded Mr. Ask: "I am at 8:30 flight on the fly to Beijing, the plane take off have no?"
The waiter answer: "I'm sorry, sir, the plane had taken off."
"But I am flying first class, no preferential treatment for?" The sir return deathless heart.
The airport the waiter: "no, sir. The first class and economy class is lifting off together." |
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