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 Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:15 pm Post subject: मे प्रेग्नेन्ट हु । |
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एक १७ साल की लड्की अपनी मा सेः "मे प्रेग्नेन्ट हु ।"
मा ने लड्की को खुब पीटा, और पुछा - "बता इसके लीये कौन जीम्मेदार है ।"
लड्की ने कीसीको फोन लगाया, आधे घन्टे के बाद एक पेसेदार वहा आया
और बोला-" इस लड्की के साथ मे शादि तो नहि कर सकता, लेकीन अगर इसे लड्की हुइ तो मे इसे २ फेक्टरी, और १० लाख रुपये दुगा, और अगर इसे लड्का हुआ तो मे इसे ४ फेक्टरी, और २० लाख रुपये दुगा, और अगर मीस-डीलीवरी हुइ तो........
अब तक चुप बैथा लड्की का बाप बोला- तो आप फीर से लड्की को प्रेग्नेन्ट बनाना ।
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zanghuayin1
Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 249
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