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Pieces
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 Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject: Judge Said to Women |
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In Court Judge Said to Women:
U R Realy Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai.
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ice2012
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A woman went to an attorney to ask about a divorce.
"What grounds do you have, ma'm?"
"About six acres."
"No, I don't think you quite understand. Let me rephrase the question. do you have a grudge?"
"No, just a parking space."
"I'll try again. does your husband beat you?"
"No, I always get up at least an hour before he does."
The attorney could see he was fighting a losing battle. "Madam, are you sure you want a divorce?"
"I'm not the one who wants a divorce," she said. "My husband does. He claims we don't communicate."
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shafqatullah
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| nice............. |
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