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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Hindi New Year SMS Jokes 2010 Reply with quote

2009 ki akhri subha bohot bohot mubarak ho...

Anay wala kal ka naya suraj

Aap ke dil her khuwahish puri kare..

Ameen

2009 ka Last Good Morning...

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2009 Ja Raha Hai...

Her Insan Khata Ka Putla Hai..

Ager Koi Ghalti Ho Gayi Ho..

Dil Dukhaya Ho..

Bura Laga Ho To Please...


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"Call Kar Ke Maafi Maang Lena..."

Mein Bohot Reham Dil Hoon...

New Year Shayari

Like Birds,

Let Us Leave behind What We don't Need to Carry.

GRUDGES, SADNESS, PAIN, FEAR and REGRETS.

Life is Beautiful, Enjoy it.

Happy New Year 2010.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WASHINGTON – Overhauling his team at the top, President Barack Obama on Thursday named banker and seasoned political fighter William Daley as his new chief of staff, hoping to rejuvenate both a White House storming into re-election mode and an economy still gasping for help.

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"I'm convinced that he'll help us in our mission of growing our economy," an upbeat Obama said in a White House ceremony as Daley stood to one side. On the other side of the president was Pete Rouse, the interim chief of staff who oversaw a busy three months but did not want to stay in the job.
Said Daley to his new boss: "This team will not let you down, nor the nation."



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Rouse, who disdains the spotlight but is considered one of Obama's most essential advisers, choked back some rare public emotion as his colleagues gave him a rousing ovation and the president praised him. He will remain on board for the rest of Obama's current term as counselor to the president, the only one in the building to hold that elevated title.


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On Friday, Obama is expected to name Gene Sperling as his chief economic adviser, who once served for President Bill Clinton — just like Daley.
The chief of staff is the one charged with shaping Obama's time while managing a mammoth juggle of issues, crises, opinions and egos. Few jobs are as consuming.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The job had been held by one of the White House's largest personalities, Rahm Emanuel, who whizzed through each day and got involved in most every affair. He left to run for Chicago mayor, and when the quiet Rouse came in to replace him as an interim in October, that choice did not generate much debate.


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Not so with Daley.
Liberal groups pounced, fearing White House accommodation to ascendant Republicans and a softening toward Wall Street regulation.


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The U.S. Chamber of Commerce hailed the choice; Daley's appointment met a cool reception from labor unions. The youngest of seven children, Daley learned politics early at the kitchen table, in conversations led by his father, Richard J. Daley, who served as mayor of Chicago from 1955 until his death in 1976. William Daley picked up lessons about the importance of compromise, said one of his brothers, John Daley, a Cook County commissioner in Illinois.Boat Parking
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WASHINGTON – Reaching for unity in a new era of divided government, President Barack Obama implored Democratic and Republican lawmakers to rally behind his vision of economic revival for an anxious nation, declaring in his State of the Union addressgame world
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Obama made his State of the Union address to a Congress sobered by the recent shootings in Arizona and talking about a new tone of political civility. A number of Democratic and Republican lawmakers walked into the House chamber alongside each other and planned to sit together rather than on clearly marked sides as usual.
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Trying to lift the nation and his own political fortunes, Obama stood before the joint session of Congress at the halfway point of his term as aides prepared the launch of his 2012 re-election campaign.
In excerpts from the speech, released in advance by the White House, Obama called for more federal spending on core areas — but alongside a long, hard commitment to reining in the nation's debt. He promised to veto any bill that contained pet projects and said the nation's political leadership is now a "shared responsibility."
The president called on Congress to simplify the tax system and get rid of loopholes, saying the saved money could be used to lower the corporate tax rate for the first time in 25 years without adding to the deficit.
He called for freezing discretionary government spending outside of national security for the next five years, saying that would save $400 billion as a step toward reducing the country's staggering debt. The president said the budget discipline would require "painful cuts" in cherished programs without identifying any of them.
The president cast the challenges facing the United States as bigger than either party. He said the nation was facing a new "Sputnik" moment, and he urged efforts to create a wave of innovation to create jobs and a vibrant economic future,catalytic converter repair
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Obama said the nation needs a "bipartisan solution" to strengthen Social Security and keep the program on firm financial footing, but he offered no specific prescription. He did set some limits, though, including that any reform must come "without slashing benefits for future generations and without subjecting Americans' guaranteed retirement income to the whims of the stock market."
Obama's address was built around promoting concentrated spending in areas such as education, research and transportation and promising reductions in the nation's staggering debt and reforms of government at a time when voters are tired of federal bailouts and regulation.
He was delivering his speech to a television audience in the tens of millions and, in front of him, the members of the new-look Congress. Over his shoulder a reminder of the shift in power on Capitol Hill: new Republican House Speaker John Boehner.
In a broad proposal to reshape the government, Obama said he would seek authority to merge, consolidate and reorganize federal agencies. The White House said that would be the first such overhaul of the bureaucracy in half a century.
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The public has been clamoring for a leaner government, although his efforts are likely to be more modest than the government changes sought by some conservatives.
In tougher language than he's used before, Obama threatened to veto any legislation that contains the special, targeted congressional spending measures known as earmarks. He has been demanding limits on pet projects since his 2008 presidential campaign, a call he reissued following Republican victories in the 2010 midterm elections.
On health care, the president defended his landmark overhaul law against Republican efforts to repeal it.
Obama said he knows there's opposition to the law's provision extending insurance coverage to 30 million people. But with patients who've benefited from the law watching from the gallery, he said he's not willing to go back to the days when insurance companies could deny coverage to people with pre-existing conditions.
And in a speech with little focus on national security, Obama appeared to close the door on keeping any significant U.S. military presence in Iraq beyond the end of the year.
"This year, our civilians will forge a lasting partnership with the Iraqi people, while we finish the job of bringing our troops out of Iraq," the president said.
The setting for this year's speech was both more sober and emotional than in many past years.
In an attempt at unity following the attack, some Democratic and Republican lawmakers planned to sit together. The focus on a new tone comes a year after Obama's rebuke of a Supreme Court decision in his State of the Union speech led Justice Samuel Alito to mouth back from the audience, "Not true."
Six justices, including Chief Justice John Roberts, were to attend Tuesday night. Alito was in Hawaii this week, and Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia were not attending.
Republicans chose Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin to deliver the televised response to Obama's address. He was planning to promote budget cuts as essential to responsible governing, speaking from the hearing room of the House Budget Committee, which he now chairs.
Obama's address was built around promoting concentrated spending in areas such as education, research and transportation and promising reductions in the nation's staggering debt and reforms of government at a time when voters are tired of bailouts and regulation.
Halfway through his term, Obama stepped into this moment on the upswing, with a series of recent legislative wins in his pocket and praise from all corners for the way he responded to the shooting rampage in Arizona.
But the political reality is that he must now find a way to lead a divided government for the first time, with more than half of all Americans disapproving of the way he is handling the economy — the topic dominating both his speech and the early 2012 re-election campaign.
In the speech, Obama was to call for a five-year freeze on all discretionary government spending outside of national security, the White House said. That would be almost identical to the freeze Obama called for in his address to the nation last year at this time, and ultimately it may have little effect, as Congress decides the budget on its own terms.
Indeed, the Republican-dominated House voted on Tuesday to return most domestic spending to 2008, pre-recession levels. The 256-165 vote came on a symbolic measure that put GOP lawmakers on record in favor of cutting $100 billion from Obama's budget for the current year.
Public concern over government spending was a defining force in the 2010 midterm elections, and it is expected to remain so as Obama's re-election drive begins.
The president was to give nods to American interests around the globe, with a traditional foreign policy section covering the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, terrorism threats and diplomacy. But his primary goal was for those watching to emerge with more confidence about the economy of the country and more clarity about his vision for it.
Obama's budget freeze would not touch money related to national security or the politically popular but costly entitlement programs of Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security. He was also putting his weight behind a five-year plan developed by Defense Secretary Robert Gates to limit planned Pentagon budget increases by $78 billion over five years.
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Obama is trying to emphasize economic priorities that can draw both public appeal and enough Republican consideration for at least serious debate. But Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell suggested Tuesday that Obama has a long road ahead as he tries to court GOP support.
"Voters sent a clear message in November. When it comes to jobs and the economy, the administration's policies have done far more damage than good," McConnell said on the Senate floor.



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"They both knew that, both my mom and my dad, that people should listen to other people's points of view, and that no one is right all the time," John Daley said.
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